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Beasties named!

Thanks to Rob Stewart’s mother for her attention to detail when I posted a photo of the large “spider” dated 30 September. She noticed that it seemed to have ten legs, and she went alookin’ on the internet for an answer. It turns out that the beast is not actually a spider, but it is an arachnid, a solifugid, to be precise. They are generally nocturnal, which I can vouch for. (Solifugid – flees from the sun.) They are not poisonous, but sound vicious nevertheless. Check the link she sent for more details! Isn’t the internet great?

And sorry for the long absence! I’ve been away with good friend Naomi on leave to the lake for a week, and we also climbed Mulanje and visited Liwonde game park briefly. We encountered many solifugids in Liwonde. While away internet connectivity was almost non-existent, and since being back it has been excruciatingly slow – slower than normal for some reason. The latest update for October 4th took over three hours to upload at the hospital, one photo at a time…

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Rains

The rainy season has started here. It has been anticipated for many weeks, as the time when the dry brown landscape will become green and lush, the maize will grow, the roads will flood, and it will cool down a bit. “The rains” have been alluded to by locals in casual conversation, with an implicit respect suggesting the approach of something tangible and unavoidable, like death and taxes. Rob warned us that any problems we have had with electricity and water would likely become more frequent during the rainy season, when much of Malawi is brought to a standstill. It has become a bit cooler sometimes and moister, and the sugar and salt have started to clump. But most of the time, despite the talk, it has been hard to imagine loads of rain while baking in the dry heat and walking on the dusty parched earth.

The first rain caught Sue and I unawares. We had walked down to get lunch

The first rain caught Sue and I unawares some time ago when walking back to the hospital one lunchtime. This was merely a taster of what was to come, I learnt.


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Unexpected Dwangwa

As I sit here typing, half-naked in a very small concrete cell, having just eaten six mangoes and drunk over a litre of fluid in half an hour, the sweat drips off me in a steady trickle, and I wipe it frenetically from my brow and neck with an apricot-coloured facecloth I won yesterday. It feels a bit surreal. I should right now be enjoying a sundowner overlooking the lake at Kande Beach Resort, where I’m supposed to start a PADI Open Water Scuba course tomorrow. How did this happen?

MalawiTownsCropped  After a lovely evening last night in Blantyre with Liv, Emily, Damian and Mel (medics from England, Wales and Scotland), Rob and I left early this morning in convoy from Blantyre. We dropped Rob’s smaller car in Zomba, ready for the visiting ECT nurse next week, and carried on to Lilongwe where Rob would pick her up from the airport. On the radio, the BBC World Service was interviewing Susan Blackmore, a well-known English neuroscientist, about her view that free-will is an illusion but that we can still live happily knowing that. This is a view which I have in the last year or two actually come round to myself, and I was pleased to hear it discussed on air. Rob told me that he fundamentally disagreed at a basic level, but I decided to leave it there as I still wanted to go many miles in his car. (More accurately though, my brain went through an enormously complex calculation mostly unconscious to me and then floated the result up to consciousness where my sense of self picked it up and claimed it as its own, saying that it had decided. But let’s get on with the story rather.) Rob agreed to a minor detour to drop me in Salima, from where I planned to get a minibus up to Kande Beach, a distance of about 380km (estimate). I thought this journey would take maybe four or five hours on a minibus. I alit from Rob’s air-conditioned Rav4 at the minibus depot in the scorching heat, with my large and small backpacks, donning large straw hat to shield from the sun’s harsh rays. The depot was relatively quiet, being a Sunday, with only five or so minibuses and a single hideously overcrowded massive AXA bus present. Hawkers sold drinks, vetkoek/oliebollen/jamless donuts, sweets, trinkets, etc… and I immediately downed a coke and a fanta and five vetkoeke (they’re K10 (5p ) each). I tried not to look too conspicuous with my straw hat and twin backpacks, and stood idly chewing dough in the shade of the shelter, watching the passing show and trying to ignore that fact that most of the passing show were watching me. There was a guy holding a chicken firmly by the feet and flinging it in the faces of potential buyers, including me. I shook my head and the chicken clucked in alarm. Babies crawled around on the utterly filthy floor putting bits in their mouths, under their mother’s watchful eye. They evidently don’t regularly get too sick from this, and perhaps as a consequence grow up able to eat or drink almost anything. For the AXA bus, with it’s very high windows, the hawkers have long bamboo sticks with neat hooks on top, on which they hang small clear plastic packets of water and juice. The bus travellers remove a packet or two and drop down the required payment from the window. This must clearly be an honour system, as either party once they’ve got what they want could fairly easily renege on their part of the deal. Swallowing the last of my sticky oliebollen, I wandered over to the minibus rank and noticed that there was no sign for Nkhata Bay, the next significant town after Kande Beach. I asked the drivers there, who were peculiarly unhelpful, and pointed me to the row for Nkhotakota, way short of where I wanted to go. Yes, there was a bus there which could take me to a place called Dwangwa, from where I could get another to Kande Beach, no problem. I boarded the minibus which was pleasantly empty, and waited. I chatted a bit with two well-spoken guys on board, who told me they were brothers. They got out from time to time to call listlessly for passengers to Nkhotakota, so they were evidently in charge of the bus. Two other people dribbled on, while I sat reading my book. Then the whole "ooh-we’re-about-to-go-you’d-better-hurry" charade began, and although I’ve seen bits of it before, this was the first time I saw it from beginning to end and was able to put it all together. It forms a bit of a story, a drama starring the doorman and the driver, and manages to build surprising tension even though everyone knows the story well. First, the doorman starts with the door-close slide, which may or may not culminate in the actual slamming shut of the door. The culmination however is irrelevant, as the sound itself suggests that everyone is aboard, but we may still have space for you if you really run! The door slide is repeated two or three times, and finishes with the door left open, as it started. Second comes the hooting, repeated in bursts of varying length, letting everyone know the bus is here. (The hooting is a local variant, not heard in Zomba, as Zomba Town Council have outlawed hooting and shouting for business, as it was apparently disturbing the residents and hawkers. Good decision I say.)Third comes the engine start, which is exactly what it says. The driver sits with head out the window, calling for last stragglers, and occasionally revving the engine to show he really means business. Meanwhile the door is still open and the doorman is outside soliciting business, so the observant passenger will still not be persuaded. If you are standing outside and not careful though, the roaming doorman will grab your backpack and carry it to his minibus for you, "to help you", forcing you to follow. But to be fair, these two guys were really nice and not pushy at all apart from the current irritating charade. Fourth, and this is where I get caught out repeatedly, the driver shifts into gear and edges the minibus forward. It really fells like you’re going to leave any moment! The bus edges forward, bit by bit, and the driver will even swing the nose out into the road for added effect. The clear message this time is we’ve actually left already, but because we’re nice guys we’ll still stop for you. When he’s gone forward as far as he can without actually leaving, he slides the bus unashamedly into reverse and edges backward. This back-and-forth bluff may be repeated a few times, until everyone is aboard or the driver is bored, in which case he switches off the engine and we return to the very beginning. It’s maddening, but you can see why it works. The revving of engines and putting nose into traffic inspires real but misplaced confidence that departure is imminent. I’ve fallen for this charade a few times in Zomba. But I did feel sorry for the guys as they reluctantly (and quite nobly, I thought) drove off with only five passengers rather than have us wait any longer. My pleasure at having a half-empty minibus turned slowly to frustration as we stopped at every other pick-up point to re-enact the whole charade. We left Salima within an hour, just. P1030396 Then we stopped for every small settlement along the way. And hooted, revved, slid the door, shouted, waited. The mango trees were hanging heavy with ripe yellow and green mangoes, even close to the ground.  There are far too many to know what to do with. I asked the doorman to stop to buy some, and he came out with me at the next place to help select. Once again, such helpfulness is the rule rather than the exception in Malawi, and seldom is there any evident secondary gain. He complained that business was very slow, even for a Sunday. I bought a bucket of 25 medium-sized ripe yellow mangoes for 100 kwacha (50p), plus K50 for the plastic bag. Good stuff. (The six I had tonight were very good, though two were a bit bruised and bashed in places.) The minibus did eventually fill up, quite alarmingly in fact. The back two rows (fully half the passenger capacity) was stacked to the roof with large sacks of rice, and the rest of the bus crammed with 15 adults, 4 kids, and a bucket of tiny dead fish from the lake, complete with flies. (These minibuses have an official capacity of 20, including driver.) At one point we stopped unexpectedly, but this time there was nobody around to get on. Some Chichewa was shouted by the doorman, and everyone disembarked. The doorman shouted to me that they had to loosen the brake pads, or something like that. P1030398  So we all stood around while the left front wheel came off, brake pads removed, rubbed down with hissing water, put back in, and everything (I really really hoped) put back into place. I watched in dismay as they splashed water over the steaming brake disc, when one of the passengers turned to me, suggesting I help them. I shrugged and told her I didn’t know how. I got back on with a fatalistic attitude, but in fact the rest of the drive to Nkhotakota was pleasantly uneventful.

In Nkhotakota there was the first real whiff of a problem, but initially only a whiff. The journey had already taken twice as long as expected, and now the minibus brothers told me that there was a problem with the bus, and they were stopping here. However, we could continue on to Dwangwa in the matola parked in front of us. A matola is an unofficial but very common form of transport in Malawi, and consists of any vehicle (but usually a truck) which transports people informally for money. How is it different to a minibus taxi? Well, it’s not a minibus, for starters. And VSO doesn’t allow us to travel on matolas. I’m not sure how else it’s different. This one was a large open-deck truck, and this afternoon it certainly was in the business of transporting people. I was ushered into the front cabin next to the driver, while the back was still empty. I showed my willingness to go in back, but they insisted, me being white and all. So two backpacks, straw hat, bag of mangoes and the mzungu (whitey) went into the front cabin. And then once again the whole "we’re-about-to-leave" charade! Engine revving, moving forward and backward, endless hooting, but no door to slam obviously. I was starting to get a bit worried by this stage, as it was already about 3pm. The driver, a fat man with dark glasses and an attitude, didn’t smile ever, but chewed a matchstick slowly to pieces, spitting splinters of wood down to his feet. I asked his name and he wordlessly flipped up an ID badge with Jack Zulu written on it. Cool name, for a cool dude, but he didn’t look helpful. Two passers-by stopped at the open passenger window to talk to me. After the usual greetings and enquiries, I asked them about getting a minibus from Dwangwa to Kande Beach tonight. There was a bemused silence, and I felt they hadn’t understood. Then they said "ah, no, not tonight", and then I hoped they hadn’t understood. I explained again, and they were more adamant, explaining that they were artists who also tried to get their wares to Kande Beach, and there was no transport after dark, and it would soon be dark, "you will see". And, alas, see I did. We eventually left, me in the front cab next to Jack, and another man squashed on my left. The front windscreen was surprisingly clean and clear, and with no seatbelts I’d potentially have a brilliant view of my impending death. The scenery, in fact, was stunningly beautiful, the most unrelenting "peaceful rural Africa" that I’ve seen so far. Small settlements, sometimes only five or six mud huts, flashed by, interspersed with areas of cultivated fields and light woodland. Extra bits of green were starting to show themselves, and the previously all brown fields now have bright shoots of early maize emerging in neat rows, thanks to the start of the rains. The road was winding, over undulating terrain. The late afternoon light bathed everything in a warm yellow glow. Stopping for a photo was out of the question, not only because Jack probably wouldn’t have it, but also because the back if the truck by this time was fully laden, absolutely packed with at least twenty people, and at least one goat and a chicken. At one point when someone got on, someone from the back came and told the passenger next to me to come sit at the back, which he did. This was a bit weird and made me feel briefly uncomfortable. The back of the truck was crammed with people, uncomfortably perched on bags or the edge of the truck, while I sat in front with an empty space next to me! Why was the other guy called back anyway? I put my large rucksack in the space to make it seem that it was being used.

At a later stop a large woman got off the back and came to sit in front next to me. Before she hauled herself in, she hoisted a scrawny grey chicken up on to the seat next to me, and once in she tossed it down between our feet. There in the dark recess it settled down to a pathetic intermittent clucking. I hoped it wouldn’t peck my mangoes or my toes. The woman’s head was neatly wrapped in green chitenge matching her smart dress, and she was everything you expect and want in an African mama: large, jolly, and talkative, and she tried briefly to convert me to Christianity. Her name was Mrs. B. I liked her, and parried her questions about my faith as honestly as I could without inviting further evangelism. She, like others on the minibus, was delighted that I could speak a few words of Chichewa. She has worked as a Seventh Day Adventist minister for 25 years, and her husband works at the sugar estate around Dwangwa. The chicken will serve as relish to her family’s nsima for tomorrow’s lunch. I do feel a bit sorry for these poor birds, hoisted and tossed and tied and hung, all while still very much alive, and I asked her if she’d give it some water. "No, not now. But tonight yes, and some maize." Good. No need to call the SPCA. Or VSO. I asked Mrs. B if I could get to Kande Beach tonight, and she felt sure I could, as there was an AXA bus coming through Dwangwa later. I would try that, I said. She took my number, and promised to phone to check I’d got there safely.

We arrived in Dwangwa at around 6pm. My Bradt Malawi Guidebook has this to say about Dwangwa: "Dwangwa is an odd little place, notable as much as anything for the odour of molasses that clings to the air, and it is rather short on aesthetic appeal." I got off the minibus as dusk was setting in, and it would be dark soon. The prospect of night-time, with nowhere to go in a strange Malawian town, wandering the streets, alarmed me a bit. I asked about busses to Kande Beach, and there was nothing until 8pm, which was too late for me. So I walked, heavily laden, along the main and only street, looking for a place to stay overnight. My guidebook has this to say about staying over in Dwangwa: "It would take a perverse nature to actually want to spend a night in one of the identikit resthouses clustered along Dwangwa’s main road." Well, a perverse nature or complete desperation, I would have them add! Three leering men came up to me, offering to help me but eyeing my stuff greedily and generally giving off bad vibes. I walked on quickly saying no thanks and they laughed amongst themselves. (Look, it’s not paranoia if they really do want to steal your stuff!) One of the first but neatest places I passed was Hassan Rest House, basic but quite adequate and charmingly organised. For a whopping K400 (£2), I got a small single room, with old rickety bed but clean sheets and pillow case and mosquito net . The roof was a single layer of corrugated iron, turning the cell into a large oven during the daylight hours. There was a blanket also, though this was quite superfluous in the withering heat. Also an electric socket for my laptop, and even an energy saving light bulb! In a tiny dark enclave at the back of my cell I found a large aluminium basin, evidently for washing. Some time later a short wiry and very old man staggered over the uneven ground outside to bring me a bucket of fresh cold water. He told me to bring the basin out, whereupon he swirled it out with water to rinse it, and sloshed it half-full with the remaining water. He was swift and practised, and quite delighted that I could speak a little bit of Chichewa. I rinsed myself off in the tiny back room, though within a few minutes the sweat overtook again. For supper I had a choice of 25 mangoes, though only ate six. The town outside was dark, busy and vaguely sinister, so I asked the owner if he could get me some drinks from the bar down the road. This he did with the greatest of pleasure, characteristically Malawian. I drank four cokes, a beer and about 600ml of water, and continued to sweat like a pig. Out back there was a long drop toilet, not nearly long enough for my liking as I leant forward to pee in the darkness, scattering a few cockroaches with my feet. (Once again, my head-torch was a winner.) Mrs. B from the matola phoned, true to her word, to check that I was safe. I return to typing on my laptop.

This is all quite exciting. It feels like I’m roughing it here, unexpectedly, and in that sense this is "the real thing". For many volunteers, this is satisfyingly outside of the realms of the civilisation we chose temporarily to abandon. This is what we fantasised about, and talked about excitedly at the VSO weekend training. This is what we all excitedly hoped and feared would happen to us while travelling and volunteering here. (Or perhaps it is just me?) But really, as I’ve hinted at before, my excitement betrays my real distance from the life I am so romantically dipping into. I’ve got electricity for my laptop, pockets full of kwachas, beers and cokes to drink, a mosquito net covering my comfortable bed, and the people outside are just going about their daily lives. It’s really pretty ordinary. Sometimes my own romanticism for the adventure irritates me.

So that’s how I got to Dwangwa. Tomorrow I head up to Kande Beach for a week’s holiday, joined by my good friend Naomi. But I know what you’re thinking. What you really want to know is how I won an apricot coloured facecloth and where you can get one too!! Well, that’s another story…..

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Brief check-in

Hi all! Back today at the hospital after a fun week doing motorbike training through VSO. This is just a brief note to say that I’ve put about three new posts up in the last ten days, though you’ve got to scroll down a bit to see them. I’m still over a month behind, but will continue updating. Also, is this text easily readable? Please let me know if it’s too small, as I could change to a different layout with larger text.

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Are we doing anything useful here?

Day 6 – What are we actually doing here in Malawi?
[This post follows on from the Motorbike Training post.]

Motorbike training is past, and we’re now staying over at Paul and Sarah’s house (fellow VSO bikers), and we have been invited to a party this evening. The party is hosted by a friend of a friend of one of the VSO’s, who works for the UN we think. We call Dunn, a local taxi driver, and rouse him from sleep to give us a lift there. The party is in an expensive neighbourhood, in a large house with a large garden, and elegant lighting along the path leading from gate to patio. We pile out of the taxi, and I greet the night guard in Chichewa, going through the full greeting. He responds with pleasure and surprise, as if he is unaccustomed to mzungus speaking to him in his own language. He is also more deferent than usual, and I find this a bit strange. The party is thronging with beautiful people, and though I usually spend my social time with only white people, this is one of the first times I’ve felt as if I’m not in Malawi. The white people here are young and glamorous, carefully groomed, and more upper class. There is loads of food, good wine and privilege going round, and I stand myself next to a table with a bottle of expensive South African red wine, its worth apparently unrecognised by anybody else. I take care of this oversight. The people are mostly DFID or UN apparently, and definitely assume importance. They are no older than me. They all know each other and make little effort to talk to us. My female VSO colleagues point out that the girls here are wearing fancy evening dresses, and indeed they are – which probably contributes to the different atmosphere. They have actually packed or bought eveningwear for just this sort of social occasion. My VSO friends clearly have not packed these sorts of luxuries. We all feel a bit underdressed. We realise for the first time that there is a clear hierarchy amongst development workers, and we VSO volunteers are pretty near the bottom. The only people lower than us are the Peace Corps!

There is some dancing and drinking, but talk amongst us VSO people turns to our role here in Malawi – what are we ACTUALLY doing here? There is a feeling that maybe we’re not doing that much of real use, that maybe we’re helping spend lots of money without really showing the necessary returns for it. After all, we’ve just spent over a week accommodated at VSO’s expense, at Kumbali Cultural Village for the ICT2, and at the hotel for motorbike training. How can we justify that, plus all the other myriad expenses? Of course, even though we will need to write a report at the end of our placements, it’s not our job to justify our roles directly. We know that VSO do regularly re-examine their objectives and placements, and we have to satisfy ourselves with that. But at this party, drunkenly discussing the Big Picture, we are not convinced it’s really worth it. But I also look around at the DFID and UN people, who are here in Malawi on significantly higher, more generous salaries. I wonder if they’re doing that much more of lasting value, considering the extra money they’re costing. Sure, they may be involved in policy development which is potentially significant, and they’re probably amongst the brightest recent graduates of their Oxbridge universities – but they are so young, and are not really living in Malawi. Do they even greet their night guard in Chichewa? If they are economists or development people involved in policy making, surely it would be better to have that work done by older, more experienced people who’ve spent time working in developing countries? But perhaps these people hold junior positions, and have bold ambitions of a successful diplomatic or development career ahead of them, and then living in Malawi for a short while is merely a stepping stone to greater things. The excess of the party seems out of place here, obscene even.

And then it’s almost time to go. There is a fluff of activity in one huddle of young diplomats, as one girl announces that she can’t find her bag with spare clothes in. The girl is astonishingly pretty, and many of they guys offer to help look. She flits around, looking behind couches, asking us to get up so she can look under where we’re sitting. Her smiles of earlier in the evening have disappeared, and now we’re clearly in the way. It’s a drama, perhaps an emergency. This may be one of the more serious setbacks she’s encountered in Malawi so far. And then, suddenly, the bag is found and everyone can relax. The smiles return. We phone Dunn to arrange to be picked up, rousing him once again from sleep at 1am. Half an hour later Dunn phones to say he is outside, and we make our exit. As we walk down the driveway, we can hear someone talking loudly in broken Chichewa outside the gate. The accent is English and slurred by alcohol, and as we open the gate we see a young British guy in T-shirt and jeans, trying his hand at the standard Chichewa greeting. He’s shouting it at our driver, Dunn, belittling him with a mockingly poor, yet self-righteously proud, attempt at what should be an easy dialogue. "You see," he slurs, "I can speak your language…" As I walk past him and get into the cab, I feel ashamed. I want to apologise to Dunn, but can’t stop thinking that this drunken slob is one of those whom the world sends to help Dunn’s country and his people.

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Motorbike Training

Day 1 – The horror of paperwork

Breakfast at Riverside Hotel. Eight of us sat in foyer waiting for Ephraim from VSO to pick us up. Excited anticipation, uncertainty about what we are required to have with us. Some have motorcycle competence certificates from UK, from pre-departure motorbike training. Two have full Canadian licences. Everyone has had a week of pre-departure motorbike training in the UK or ridden before, except me. I have no papers. My incompetence is presumed, I hope. Ephraim arrived very late, apologising that he’d had to wait at the bank for money to pay for our licences. We’re excited to be on our way, piling into the VSO Land Rover. As we pull away, Ephraim tells us we’re heading to Lilongwe Traffic Office to get some paperwork done, and mutters "I hate that place." The P1030249_1drive is short, and as the Land Rover swings into the parking lot, we see throngs of people waiting idly. "I hate this place," says Ephraim again, "I really hate it."

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